Top 12 Recipes – 25 words or less! (and baklava to boot!)

Has time gotten away with you today? No idea what to make for dinner?
Here are 10 recipes, brought to you in 25 words (or less). They take hardly any longer to prepare than to read (or to text to yourself as a reminder of what to pick up on the way home).
Vegetarian? Carnivore? Lazy@$$? [...]

Foolproof Recipe No. 1: Tortellini Soup

Can’t cook anything without burning it?
Think again. Here’s a recipe so simple that anyone can manage it. And… it’s tasty. And… it disguises leftover meat! In fifteen minutes or less, to boot. And it’s even got a fancy eyetalian name, too!

Zuppa di Tortellini
1. Get some stock or broth.
This is actually homemade chicken stock. Don’t [...]